Well you and me baby
got it goin' good
We love each other
knock on wood

But on Sunday
me and the boys
wanna watch some football
and make some noise

Every other day
I take care of you
But on Sunday this is
what I want you to do

Make me a couple of sandwiches
Pour me a fresh beer
Kiss my balls for luck and
get the fuck right outta here

And don't come back
until the games are done
Either get into it or get out
but don't fuck with my fun

On Monday I'll do the shopping
Tuesday I'll barbeque
Wednesday I'll kiss your ass
or whatever you want me to do