Fascinating rhythm
You got me on the go
Fascinating rhythm, I'm all a quiver

What a mess you're making
The neighbours want to know
Why I'm always shaking
Just like my grandmother

Each morning I get up with the sun
To find at night no work has been done
I know that once it didn't matter
But now you doing wrong
When you start to patter, I'm so unhappy
Won't you take a day off
Decide to run along
Somewhere far away off
And make it snappy

Oh how I long to be
The man I used to be
Fascinating rhythm
Why don't you stop picking on me