My baby's just about ruined my name
She's "bad mouthin'" me and it's a shame
She's tellin' ev'rybody I'm to blame
She's just plain makin' mud out of my name

Oh, meet mister Mud
Meet mister Mud
My name is Mud
Spelled M, and a U
And a D, spells mud
Oh, that's me

She's sladerizing me all over town
And everyone she meets she puts me down
It's getting so I can't go uptown
'Cause everybody looks at me and frowns

Oh, meet mister Mud...