I'm a win-o
As high as I can be
I'm a win-o
As high as I can be

Got an office in the White House
All the laws are made by me

I don't drink no good whiskey
Lord knows I can't stand beer or gin
I don't drink no good whiskey
I can't stand no beer or gin

When I drink my whiskey down
Whoa-oh, I drink to the bitter end

I say I'm a great politician
And I make all the laws
I say I'm a great politician
And I, ooh, I make all the laws

You know I got a seat in congress
Yeah, right next to Santa Claus
Oh, look out