The best friend I ever had
Was the worst fucking thing that ever happen to me

But at least we can each
Count on all this shit to be reflected back at us
In the depths of our laughter

One can never guess what a willingness
To do anything for another may require
And now it seems she needs me
Even to call it quits with me for her

But at least we can each
Count on all this shit to be reflected back at us
In the depths of our laughter

She can't see inward
So she's the last to know she'll get to this point
in herself again

But at least we can each
Count on all this shit to be reflected back at us
In the depths of our laughter