I got 29 ways just to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways just to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more

One through the basement
Two down the hall
And when the going gets tough
I got a hole in the wall

Come through the chimney like santa claus
Go through the window and that ain't all
A lot of good ways I don't want you to know
I even got a hole in the bedroom floor

A way through the closet tha hang up clothes
A way through the attic that no one knows
A master key that fits any lock
A hidden door behind the grandfather clock