I hate Johnny D
he's such a fucking geek
playing all that lame shit
trying for a new wave hit

your lame, phoenix is tame
you suck, my life's a rut
go die, you're why
we know, you fucked beardo
I hate Clyde Geek
stupid bar where kickers meet
now he's gone country too
dog dick face we hate you
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I hated K-15
new wave fonzies think I'm mean
playing all that lame shit
catering to preppie dicks
I hate fucked merlins
cover bands that get girls in
jetzon boys you fucking dicks
go to HB and see who kicks
Johnny D, Clyde's, Merlin's go die