There is no rodeo in Joliet
No great waterhole in Downer's Grove
The old windbag blows
The old windbag blows

Here, the sky and the ground
Here, the sky and the dirt
Share the same grey, grey

No fun in the Sun
No fun in the Sun, where fish float
The old windbag blows
The old windbag blows
The old windbag blows
The old windbag blows