Hello bottle hello glass nice to see you once again
That’s right she often left me ain’t been sad since I don’t know when
So I’m turning to my oldest friend in this time of misery
What a party we’ll be having the bottle the glass and me

There’s a table down at joe’s place where only the lonely go
Where we can sit and reminisce and turn the lights down low
And we’ll drink away all sorrow while we toast her memory
What a party we’ll be having the bottle the glass and me

Oh this bottle in my hand reveals a life that I can’t hide
And this glass upon the table holds the teardrops that I’ve cried
And the waiter’s coming once again to ask me if I’ll leave
So end this lonely party the bottle the glass and me
So end this lonely party the bottle the glass and m-e