If you ever need a stranger
to sing at your wedding
a last minute choice then I am your man

I know every song, you name it
by Bacharach or David
every stupid lovesong that's ever touched your heart
every power ballad that's ever climbed the charts

You think it's funny
my obsession with the holy matrimony
but I'm just so amazed to witness true love

And true love can be measured
through these simple pleasures
they are waiting there for you to be discovered
I would cut of my right arm to be someones lover

Maybe I'll meet her there tonight at the wedding buffet
I walk up to her when she's caught the bouquet

And oh, it's just like a whirlwind