Sweet eurotrash you look wonderful tonight
With your smudged eyeliner underneath the bathroom lights
This night could go on forever or just end up in a fight
You know that we're the ones that never get it right
Well I woke up this morning to a pounding at the door
You know hell • has no fury like a hotel maid scorned
You can try to put it off but you've been here before
And there's half a beer left • it's looking comfortably warm
Two minute showers are getting me through

And I'm counting the days and hours till I get home to you
You know those voices in your head are wrong
Reception called, they want you gone
Lost your keys can't find your phone
That wasn't coke it was mephedrone
These multivitamins won't wash away the sins
But at least you it feels like you're trying
And I've been putting bets on show, place and win
But it feels like this horse is dying
Spending hours just laying here in bed
With the echoes of the night before still ringing in my head
You know those voices in your head are wrong
Reception called, they want you gone
Lost your mind can't find your phone
That wasn't coke it was mephedrone