This is the girl I babysit
Hi, I'm Chelsea and I'm the shit (Chelsea)
Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I'm honest
But she won't tell my parents 'cause I made her promise
So we're up past her bedtime writing a song
To talk about the things we don't tell her mom
My bed time's is 9 PM
It is currently 2 AM
Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner
We both know you don't eat dinner
I text my boyfriend on my iPad
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that
I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies
Which wasn't true and her parents might sue me
I've seen boobies before
(Hey, I'm home)
Bed, now