You should count your lucky stars now
'Cause right now you got my body
I drove your ass around town
That's a lot of gas money

I cry my eyes out
Now the world is dying, all the fish are dying
Why did I try so hard?
When I was buying

I can't believe I shaved my legs for this
Loving you is such a waste, I'm pissed
What a shame, I blame
Myself for this, all the energy that I put in
Why'd I shave my legs for this, for this, for this?

I guess you're just a hiccup
A glitch in the matrix
The shit I got so thought up
For you to never make it

I cry my eyes out
Now the world is dying, all the fish are dying
Why did I try so hard?
When I was buying

I can't believe I shaved my legs for this
Loving you is such a waste, I'm pissed
What a shame, I blame

Myself for this, all the energy that I put in
Why'd I shave my legs for this, for this, for this?
For this, for this, for this

Got my hair done, got my nails done
Got my nylons, got my pride up
When you log on, I just wanna let bygones be bygones
So why did I try to show her what I was buyin'?

I can't believe I shaved my legs for this
Loving you is such a waste, I'm pissed
What a shame, I blame

Myself for this, all the energy that I put in
Why'd I shave my legs for this, for this, for this?
For this, for this, for this