Where would we be
Without the sun on our backs
And the Government at our throats
The old kids on the dock
And the women getting votes

Where would we be

Without the loving care of some
Who watch till we get home
Never leave that sacred place
Till it's time for a new road

Where would we be

And the women, oh the women
Take us in their arms
Comfort us when we're young
And spoil us when we're old

Where would we be

Now that God has disappeared
To join the SDP
Now that civil war beckons
In every country

No more wars eh!
Where have I heard that one before
They need the wars not us
It keeps the national pride from
Withering away

Where would we be