The sky's dressed deep chemical blue,
Till a blazing flash turns for my eyes...
X-tra terrestrials land in my backyard,
Messing up my daddy's lawn...

What fetid swamp did these mugwumps,
Ooze from way down here
Seems to me like whatever is out there
Is more stupid than me...

But take me, take me, take me to outer space my friend
Take me, 'cause it would mean so much to me

Greeting earthling we have come here,
Just to gas up on our way...
So could you maybe point us,
Where they accept our "plastic pay"?

Never leave home without it, flashes through my mind
Seems to me like I drank to much ouzo,
Of a way to lousy brand...

But take me, take me, take me to outer space my friend
Take me, cause it would mean so much to me