Ultra boring high school story
football hero takes on zero
my head's aching, my heart's breaking
just can't seem to find some glory

Yes I'm different, Yes I'm special
tell me what you're staring at?
hate my braces, hate my face yeah
wanna try my baseball bat?

you! Yeah I want to be just like you!
I know it's hard to believe!
'cause you're the king of the hallway
with cheerleading queen
you're so cool! Yeah you!

Hillmont High school please let me rule
king dork reigning sophomore
love me tender love me sweet please
pornographic punk hardcore

and when I wake up in the morning
I pledge to salinger&portman
my alienation and my teenage angst
will soon be in the past!

you! yeah! I want to be just like you!
I know it's hard to believe!
'cause you're the king of the hallway
with cheerleading queen
the coolest at Hillmont that I've ever seen
to be more like you is my ultimate dream
you're so cool