Hey she's a pretty little thing, she's a cover girl
She could have any man in the whole wide world
She's a classy little lady, she's a debutante
Lord she's everything a man could want
When she comes home at night, that girl ain't the same
She goes stone cold crazy when the telephone rings

She talks dirty on the telephone, long about midnight
And she swears she's doin' nuthin' wrong, she can make you feel right
Call 1-900 for betty joe, she'd love to hear from you tonight
She'll drive you crazy, make you lose control, you've got betty on the line

Hey he's a busy man, he wears a business suit
He's got a rolex and designer boots
He drives a new mercedes to work everyday
He ain't got no time to get away
And when the sun goes down, he's working overtime
But when he picks up the phone, y'all oughta see him smile

He talks dirty on the telephone, long about midnight
And he swears he's doin' nuthin' wrong, she can make him feel right
Call 1-900 for betty joe, she'd love to hear from you tonight
She'll drive you crazy, make you lose control, you've got betty on the line