Want to tell you about my friend
He got hit by a fender
Body soon be on the mender
He's of male gender

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Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for the burial today
Cause he's in
He's indisposed
Ah well he's in
He's indisposed

Found him outside the drycleaners
Ooh the driver's misdemeanoured
I've never seen a face so greener
He looks like the cat's dinner

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He got hit by a car
Now he's lying on the tar
Had an experience bizarre
Not unlike Peninsula ra ra hey

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Ah well he's in
yeah yeah
He's indisposed x 3