The phoenix cried fat tear of pearl
While the dragon snapped up his best girl

And the billywig forgot to twirl
When his sweetheart left him cold

The unicorn done lost his horn
And the hippogriff feels all forlorn

Cos’ their lady loves have upped and gone
Or that’s what I’ve been told

Hmmm

Yes, love, love has set the beasts astir
The dangerous and the meek concur
It’s ruffled feathers, fleece and fur
Cos’s love drivers all of us wild