Hey!
Britney's telling you now your breasts can be smaller than a wrong round
Television, tevlevision
Hey!
Oprah's telling you now you can't weigh more than a hundred pounds
Television, television
Hey!
John's telling you now you've gotta be a bitch if you wanna go far
Television, television
Hey!
Beckham's moving now, without the looks you can't be a star
Television, television

TV friends
Don't stab you in the back
Keeping me on the right track
TV friends
Don't stab you in the back
Keeping me on the right track

TV friends
Don't stab you in the back
Keeping me on the right track
TV friends
Don't stab you in the back
Keeping me on the right track

I've got a date with my television (x4)