C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-c-call me clever, is that still ok?

D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV, or hear it on the radio?
Watch out for the after-school specials, are we still okay?
Well, okay!

You call, and I'll answer
Make me understand
How I have to hate you
That's quite ok

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever, is that still ok?

D-d-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone, or read it in a magazine?
Becoming the after-school specials, are we still ok?
Well, okay!

You call, and I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite ok

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever, is that still ok?

D-d-d-d-do you still need me now that I'm a monster?
Paranoid, media-frenzied, tells me
I'm okay!

You call, and I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite ok

You call, and I'll answer
You ask, and I'll lie
Why I've learned to hate you
That's quite ok, quite ok