Baby we was making straight A's
But we was stuck in the dumb days
Don't take much to memorize your lies
I feel like I've been hypnotisized
And then that magic man he come to town
whoo wee
He done spun my head around
Said recess is in session
Two and two make five
And now baby
I'm alive, oh yeah
I'm alive

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well baby you just better forget
Rock has no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

Oh you know I was on the honor role
Got good grades
And got no soul
Raise my hand before I can speak my mind
I've been biting my tongue too many times
And then that magic man said to obey (uh huh)
Do what magic man do
Not what magic man say
Now could I please have the attention of the class
Today's assignment
KICK SOME ASS!

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well baby you just better forget
Rock has no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well baby you just better forget
Rock has no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

This is my final exam
Now ya'll know who I am
I might not be that perfect son
But ya'll be rockin' when I'm done