Draco Malfoy what’s your problem
You’re looking kind of mopey and forlorn this morning
Harry Potter what’s your deal
Are you having trouble with the feelings that you feel

Draco Malfoy what’s your issue
Do you need a hug or maybe a tissue
Harry Potter give us a sign
Can’t commit to Ginny so what do you have in mind

Give me three guesses
Is it Professor McGonnogall?
Is it Lavender Brown?
No it’s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree

S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It’s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love
Draco Malfoy level with me

You used to be so enthralled with Pansy
Harry Potter don’t be shy
You got no luck with women so perhaps you need a guy
There’s something wrong with it

Yeah there’s something wrong with it
You can move to Massachusetts
Where it will be Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G

It’s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love
There’s something wrong with it
Yeah there’s something wrong with it

You can move to Massachusetts
Where it will be Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It’s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree

S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It’s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It’s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree

F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love
In love
In love
In love