Your special day is tomorrow, why aren't you here?
There's nothing to be scared of besides the urethra bugs
Your fingers are made of candles
I chew on door handles
Also known as doorknobs!
But I'm sure you'll sneeze later

Yesterday, I saw Fred
To return his collarbone made of bread
May I taste your bladder?
I'm craving some guy-gravy!
Moisten your calender

What's today?

You day!
It's you day!

Fasten your meatbelts
We're going to eat ceilings!

You day!
It's you day!

Better use your mucus
'Cause you'll wish your name was Christopher

Your own you day
That's your day

Loving skin, sometimes twice
Filler words, fungus rice
Birthday cake, fourth wall break (what?)
Swallow mailman jake!

What are you waiting for?
Run! Just kidding
Run! Just kidding

This is not a cry for help!
It's just a normal song!

(You day)
(You day)
(You day)
(You day)
(You day)
(You day)
(You day)

You day!
It's you day!

Hand us your knuckles or toenails
Whatever works!

You day!
It's you day!

Keep in mind, the floor can smell you
They will meet you yesterday

You missed you day
It's your fault

Sometimes what scares me most
Is that no one knows what lies ahead
After we close our eyes one last time

What are you waiting for?
Run! Just kidding
Run! Just kidding

Please, make sure you sleep
Without her ankles in your throat

(It's you day)
(It's you day)
(It's you day)
(It's you day)
(It's you day)
(It's you day)
(It's you day)
(It's you day)

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