Oi!
I'm a love dealer
Do you wanna score?
I'll give you my number
So give me a call
You're looking so lonely
There's no need to be
Let me introduce you to my family

Mother Mary
Marijuana
Uncle Charlie
Top Banana

Meet my cousin Crystal Meth
Sister Smack
And all the rest

Whoa!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YEAH!

I'm a dangerous substance
Addictive as Hell
I'm hooked on your woman
As if you can't tell
So snort me and chase me
Or swallow me whole
Or take me up your ass if that's the way you wanna go

Mother Mary
Marijuana
Uncle Charlie
Top Banana

Grandmamma
MDMA
Auntie Em
I'll sing it, HEY!
Sing it, HEY!

Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yes!
Just say yeah!
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Just say yeah!
Whoa!