Everybody´s gonna like me
Down in old Mexico
Everybody´s gonna love me
Me and the buck
Everybody´s gonna kiss me
Down in old Mexico
Every woman´s gonna squeeze me
Gonna try my luck

I´m fed up with big big Coke
And the big Sirloin
And the chocolate fudge
I´d better move on and on
And put me in a car
That´s got the outcast touch
She takes me to where life goes easy
With everything I got
Where everybody´s out to please me
And the sun burns hot

Everybody´s gonna like me ...

Can´t stand them burritos
With the plastic taste
And the sanatized smell
Somewhere across the Rio Grande
I´m gonna get me some
That´ll taste like hell
I´m going to where time runs lazy
In a woman´s lap
Where no one takes me to be crazy
When I take a nap

Everybody´s gonna like me ...