Sam: hey, i found the video on splashface, come here.

Carly: the world's fattest priest?

Sam: yep.

Freddie: what's he do in the video?

Sam: let's see, description says, "world's fattest priest jump-roping without shirt on.

Carly: ew.

Freddie: gross.

Sam: ugh.

Carly: click play.

Carly: oh, god

Freddie: turn it off, turn it off.

Carly: turn it off.