Freddie- hey, would you put your socks back on!

Sam- no!

Carly- woah, look. your second toes longer than your big toe.

Sam - i know, it's a sign of intelligence.

Freddie- yes, that must explain why you had to repeat third grade.

(sam picks up fork and starts tackling freddie.)

Freddie- no, no agggg sam get off of me!!!

Carly- sam put the fork down!

Sam-ok!

Carly- (whispers) go to icarly.com. do it... -i don't want to be in love-