We know a place with a real big beat,
A destination soul retreat,
A musical cure for your day-to-day stress,
It's a dream vacation way out West,
Yeah, it's a soulful scene if you know what I mean,

Come on down, take a chance
Get you a room at the rhythm ranch,
Ride your pony, let's dance,
Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch,

They got killer music everywhere,
To help you deal with the pain out there,
I think you'll see that it's money well spent,
More than a hundred grooves for rent,
And they got all the blues and views you can use,

Come on down, take a chance
Get you a room at the rhythm ranch,
Ride your pony, let's dance
Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch,
Chicken dumplings and big bands
Tuning it up at the rhythm ranch,
Saxophones and romance,
Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch,

The funkiest place you have ever seen,
And you won't find it in a magazine,
They got four-star service in 4/4 time,
And sweet soul music to ease your mind
Yeah, it's a real good deal with tons of feel.