I know a guy
Who doesn't try
Except to be
Acceptable
He doesn't win
He doesn't lose
He's someone who's
Acceptable

Somebody look at his lifeline
Read out his lifetime
Done by the deadline
Someone who's run all the races
Been all the places
Seen all the faces
Nobody knows his name but me

I won't be sad
I won't have fun
That might be un-
Acceptable
Perform no deed
Commit no crime
As long as I'm
Acceptable

Somebody look at my lifeline
Read out my lifetime
Done by the deadline
Someone who's run all the races
Been all the places
Seen all the faces
Nobody knows my name but me

There's a place on Mars
Where the ladies smoke cigars
Cause here it's un-
Acceptable
It's bare of air
But they don't care
As long as they're
Acceptable