When you take a trip
Better not take a dip
In alligator pond
'Cause then you'll lose your arm
You'll wish you were back
In Holleradoland

When you take a plane
Down to the runway lane
In the Hurricane Isles
You'll find after a while
There's no better place
Than Holleradoland

When you take to the sky
Towards Alpha Centauri
Aliens will take your ship
They'll leave you floating adrift
Forever in search of where
Holleradoland