You and me
We've got the strangest love in the world
You and me
It's just the strangest love in the world

When you're all by yourself
In a luminous fog
And you're walking the dog
But the dog isn't there
And you're all by yourself
And you answer the phone
Lest you're all on your own
But the phone didn't ring

You and me
We've got the strangest love in the world
You and me
It's just the strangest love in the world

When I'm all by myself
With my brain in my hands
And a dwarf comes and stands
By my head with a message for me
And he opens his mouth
And a spider comes out
So I know you're about
But you're not in a place I can see

You and me
We've got the strangest love in the world
You and me
You and me
You and me