I love the way your teeth stick out everytime you smile
I love the way your eyes bulge like a crocodile
I love your floppy ears and your shaggy-raggy hair
I wrote this song for you to show how much I care

I love the way you dribble when you eat your food
I love the way you scratch though others say it's rude
I love your snuffley-wuffley nose and the way your ears can bend
But most of all I love you 'cause you're my best friend