Good morning my sweet dog
You´re such a cute boy
I can´t think of life without you

Well, what is this smell?
Something stinks here
Oh God! You are shitting on my bed

I don´t wanna clean up fuckin´ dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit
I don´t wanna clean up fuckin´ dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit

I´m playing a TV game
It´s so exciting
I´m about to kill the biggest monster

Well, what is this noise?
What are yoy crunching
Oh God! It´s a Hi-Standard CD!

I don´t wanna clean up fuckin´ dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit
I don´t wanna clean up fuckin´ dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit