When she sighs
And her baby-blue eyes
Embrace your face
Lies, all lies
What the lady wants
Is your closet space.

Bachelor in paradise, be careful
Bachelor in paradise, beware.

Lights down low
Frankie's records
And cocktails on the floor
You should know
It's the garden of eden
Seen once more.

Adam, come on, be smart
Just take your fig leaf and depart
And leave one bachelor less in paradise.