I don't wanna lay around all day
Or sniff the butts of my fellow mutts
I'll bite my master's ass today
And take a dump on a neighbor's stoop

One dog terrorist-organization
Some say my pedigree's all wrong and they're right

Cleanliness ain't no virtue to me
Gimme a snack or I'll cut the cheese
Ticks and fleas just come see me
A territorial piss on your left foot

One dog terrorist-organization
Some say my pedigree's all wrong and they're right