I lost my wife last night
In a sheer amazing fight
To a supersonic stud that hit me right
So I got out of there
'Cos the fight just wasn't fair
He was using both his hands and not his mind

And so I'm standing at the station
With a pocket full of change in my hands
Tryin' to decide the destination
That takes me to the promised land

The country is brand new
there's booze and boogaloo
and ladies that roll over anytime
And the greatest of it all
just raise your hand and call
For the whole thing they won't even charge a dime

It looks like a dream that never ends
You don't want to go back home again
It tenders you gently all the time
The only thing wrong about all this
That beautiful country don't exist
You keep on dreaming till you hear this