Land sakes alive, the steak's alive
Give him a hug and he drinks and drives
Why the long face has Mr. Ed?
Hour of darkness and hour of dread

Hey, Betty, I'm Betty, I'm Betty, no Betty
Hey, Betty, no Betty, hey, Betty by Mary
Hey, Betty, I'm Betty, I'm Betty, no Betty
Hey, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty my Maddy

Find 'em and grim 'em and never remind 'em
Biscuits and jam and you're eating your pie too
Minor legends, huh

Beef

Rotten, hooh (x3)
Rotten, hooh, hooh
Rotten, hooh
Rotten, hooh, ha, huh
Rotten, give, give
Give 'em a hug