Matthew Kaplan Superstar, Matthew Kaplan Superstar,
He's so cool on WFDU
Matthew Kaplan Superstar, Matthew Kaplan Superstar,
Plays records for you on WFDU

I think he's finer than Rodney Bingeheimer,
But not by much,
Cos he's also cool,
Plays our records too

Matthew Kaplan Superstar interviewed us in Central Park,
On a summer's day, listening to John Cale,
Matthew Kaplan Superstar, Matthew Kaplan Superstar,
Came to our first gig, more than our label did

I think he's finer than Rodney Bingeheimer,
But not by much,
Cos he's also cool,
Plays our records too

Keyboards! Roxy!

Sheena, guitar!

Matthew Kaplan Superstar, Matthew Kaplan Superstar,
He's so cool on WFDU
Matthew Kaplan Superstar, Matthew Kaplan Superstar,
Plays records for you on WFDU

I think he's finer than Rodney Bingeheimer,
But he's cool too

WFDU,
WFDU,
WFDU