One giant leap for astral education
Just one step backwards is all that you need
To love, respect and shag your situation
A glance froma distance will help you to see

Every boy’s a star, every girl’s a genius
Come on now step down into the mind lab
Every girl’s a star, every boy’s a genius
Come on now step down into the mind lab lab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-boratory

My freaks and fears of finally growing older
The mild unawareness of how bad you smell
Evaporate with every wire I solder
I walk up the hill so that no-one can tell

Every boy’s a star, every girl’s a genius
Come on now step down into the mind lab
Every girl’s a star, every boy’s a genius
Come on now step down into the mind lab lab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-boratory

Oh you’re so beautiful
And I know that you don’t understand
that I’m with you every step of the way
If you flood out the tears
I’ll just build a dam
You’re so beautiful
I’ve got the only photograph
I’ll bring it round to make you laugh again

Every boy’s a star, every girl’s a genius
Come on now step down into the mind lab
Every girl’s a star, every boy’s a genius
Come on now step down into the mind lab lab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-boratory