I will polish your shoes,
I will bring you good news,
Put a smile on your face, tidy your place,
As soon as you're ready.

I will build you a ship,
Out of matchsticks,
And float it down the Thames, when we've made amends,
As soon as you're ready.

As soon as you're ready.
As soon as you're ready.
I will rattle you cage when you act your age
As soon as you're ready.

Baby clean up your paws,
We could both drink some more,
But to rush it too soon on a beautiful moon,
Would be a terrible waste.

As soon as you're ready.
As soon as you're ready.
I'll have you bang to rights, I'll have you up all night.
As soon as you're ready.