There's a bat crawling on my neck
And it's a big one

And it's got your number
And it's got mine too
And it'd be quite content
To feast on you

Oh my, oh my, oh my word
Oh my, oh my, oh my word
Oh my, oh my, oh my word
Oh my, oh my, oh my word

Crawling on my neck
Crawling on my neck

Then he spoke to me
Horror, horror
What I thought it was at first
Wasn't what I thought it was

There's a bat
On my neck