Who did you call "Darlin'" to last night?
I said who did you call "Darlin'" to last night?
You been havin' fun with everyone except your wife:
Tell me who did you, call "Darlin'" to last night?

You come stumblin' in at half-past-three.
Smellin' like a perfume factory.
Well, it's too late to hear apologies,
'Cos you been lovin' every gal in town except for me!

Who did you call "Darlin'" to last night?
Tell me who did you call "Darlin'" to last night?
You've been havin' fun with everyone except your wife:
Tell me who did you, call "Darlin'" to last night?

Instrumental break.

You can have your cake and eat it too,
'Cos I've had my fill and now I'm through with you.
It's my turn to find somebody new,
So you can have your "Darlin'" make your bed an' wait for you.

Who did you call "Darlin'" to last night?
I said who did you call "Darlin'" to last night?
You been havin' fun with everyone except your wife:
Tell me who did you, call "Darlin'" to last night?

Who did you call "Darlin'" to last night?