Let me teach you how to eat
Teach you how to eat
Let me teach you how to eat
Teach you how to eat
How to marinate the meat
Marinate the meat
Let me teach you how to eat
Teach you how to eat
It's a culinary treat
Culinary treat
Let me teach you how to eat
Teach you how to eat

Let me teach you how to bake
Teach you how to bake
Let me teach you how to bake
Teach you how to bake
How to grill a strip steak
Grill a strip steak
Let me teach you how to bake
Teach you how to bake
We can bake a cake
Let me teach you how to bake

Teach you how to bake I'll teach things that you never knew
How to choke a chicken and a make a meat stew
We can cook a taco in the middle of the street
And really feel good

Let me teach you how to eat
Teach you how to eat
Let me teach you how to shred
Teach you how to shred
Let me teach you how to shred
Teach you how to shred
Shredding lettuce by the head
Lettuce by the head
Let me teach you how to shred
Teach you how to shred
Make a yummy sweet bread
Let me teach you how to shred
Teach you how to shred

Let me teach you how to toast
Teach you how to toast
Let me teach you how to toast
Teach you how to toast
Make a bloody roast
Bloody red roast
Let me teach you how to toast
Teach you how to toast
Be the perfect party host
Perfect party host
Let me teach you how to toast
Teach you how to toast