[Rosie]
Sounds like you really could do
With a little reminder of who you're talking to
An honest woman always there to lend an ear
I dealt with you fairly, been patient, it's true
But remember, my deer
You're in my zoo

Don't you forget
You are my pet
I say when to sit and stay
Roll over or go fetch
Don't you forget
There's no way out
You're a debtor 'til the day you settle your account

[Alastor]
I've served you faithfully for an age
Obeyed demands, contained my rage
Went off the air for years on your behalf

[Rosie]
I know, and you're so kind

[Alastor]
And since you made me disappear
My name inspires much less fear
The least that you can do is fix my staff

[Rosie]
In due time
Sing along dear, you know the words

Don't you forget

[Alastor]
I won't forget

[Rosie]
You are my pet

[Alastor]
Yours since we met

[Rosie and Alastor]
I say when to sit and stay
Play ball or just play dead

[Rosie]
Don't you forget

[Alastor]
I'm in your net

[Rosie]
The coop can't be flown

[Alastor]
At least not yet

[Rosie]
The moves you make are mine and mine alone

[Rosie and Alastor]
Looks like you'll have to do this on your own (looks like I'll have to do this on my own)