[Charlie]
Step one, say you'll get it done
Make redemption your resolution

[Angel Dust]
Fine

[Charlie]
Step two
Bid the booze adieu

[Angel Dust]
Hey

[Charlie]
A sober mind's primed for absolution

Step three, dignity!
Try dressing more modestly
Step four, feed the poor

[Demonio]
Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?

[Charlie]
Five, six, seven, eight
Come on, buddy, concentrate!

Change some babies
And help old ladies
Across the street
Isn't he sweet?

[Vox]
Uh huh

[Velvette]
Right

[Charlie]
Come on, Angel
You're far from shameful
Just misunderstood
You can be good for good

All your skeptics pay close attention
We'll speedrun here to redemption

Step nine
Give a hobo a dime

[Vox]
Yeah, no way this story is bogus

[Charlie]
Step ten
Do one through nine again

[Angel Dust]
Again?

[Charlie]
Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
Step eleven

[Vox]
Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how?

[Charlie]
Step twelve
What the hell
Pentious was redeemed by now
Better, nicer, faster, quickly

Wear this top hat
And build a rocket
You gotta commit
Start speaking like this

Have depression
An egg obsession
And a leathery hood
Then you'll be good for good

Then save a friend from a certain demise, oh, fuck!
Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
If you offer up your life with pure intentions
We'll speedrun from here to redemption

[Angel Dust]
I hate you