Hitler was a Vegetarian- and now he's dead
Osama Bin Ladin, he doesn't eat bacon, and there's a price on his head
But me and my people, we eat bacon- most of us daily
And we're a shining example of goodness and freedom, from sea to shining sea

Cause Bacon adds life, Bacon adds Joy
It's the most wonderful thing in all the world
And It Keeps Us Strong!

There was vegan family
They had a new born child
They fed it on a diet of apple juice and soy milk
The poor baby died

Bacon adds life, Bacon adds joy
It's the most wonderful thing in all the world
And It Keeps Us Strong!