Too fortunate
Itch my favourite itch
Baby's got a brand new bomb
Think I'll call it gum

Hullabaloo (?) voodoo
These are the things that you do
Half shell baby smell
Oyster diaper hell

Buttnick pencil dick
Who stole my pick
Buttrock candy shop
Lynwood's my favourite stop

Hot sticker stink licker
My feet are bigger
Hazel-eyed stewards
Happy big jewel hearts

Sad McBain, sad refrain
Sounds the same, should be ashamed

? backs around us
Deal with the stench we must
My photo mini-mart
LA rock sucks

Hot sticker stink licker
My feet are bigger
Buttrock candy shop
Linwood's my favourite stop

Sad McBain, sad refrain
Sounds the same, should be ashamed