I'm not the kind who sends the boss a love letter
I take an advil to help me feel better
Weekend comes and there is change in the weather
I trade my loafers for jeans and leather

I've dabbled with potions and therapy
I've drawn the conclusion
That I'm not the man I wanna be
Abrakadabra, flash the magic lights

May look like a bum, but I'm a king tonight
Abrakadabra, let's kick off the show
Abrakadabra, watch my problems go
Up in smoke
(Abrakadabra)

I've got a wife, she is a real puff adder
It's been so long that I forgot how I met her
Always complaining, God, I wish I could gag her
It's pretty clear that we don't function together

I've dabbled with potions and therapy
I've drawn the conclusion
That I'm not the man I wanna be

Abrakadabra, flash the magic lights
May look like a bum, but I'm a king tonight
Abrakadabra, let's kick off the show
Abrakadabra, watch my problems go
Up in smoke
(Abrakadabra)

Abrakadabra, flash the magic lights
May look like a bum, but I'm a king tonight
Abrakadabra, let's kick off the show
Abrakadabra, watch my problems go

Up in smoke, up in smoke
Smoke
Up in smoke
Smoke

Up in smoke
Smoke
Up in smoke
Smoke