Come join the moose lodge
Family fraternity in many a community in four nations
It's at the moose lodge
Every activity for fellowship and unity of generations
"no man stands so tall as when he stoops to lift a child."
(boy that's a) kick-ass quote
I certify that i'm a male, 21 years or older
A believer in a supreme being,
Not a member of the communist party
And of good character
I understand that any misstatement
May cause my removal from applicant status or
Forfeiture of membership in the loyal order of moose.
Who's at the moose lodge?
Veterans and working men and poets and celebrities
Like manute bol
And why the moose lodge?
2 of every 10 will tell you if you ask 'em on the street
"15% off hickory farms meat!"
An astute poll
Stand proud mighty man-moose, 1.5 million strong
(moose members) can't be wrong